A New London A-Z
by Dan McNeil
A Avant-Garde, Amis, Appalling
B Bomb Scares, Big Issues, Businessmen
C Commuters, Crepuscular, Crack-Cocaine
D Decadence, Designer Labels, Dogshit
E Erotic, Elitist, Entropic
F Fleet Street, Fumes, Flamingos in St James’s
G Gothic, Gucci, Gridlocked
H Heathrow, Heroin, Hotels
I Informative, Influential, Insane
J Jasper Conran, Japanese, Jactitation
K Kensington, Kebabs, Kinky
L London Eye, Lawyers, Lords
M Money, Murder, Mercedes-Benz
N Needful, Neurotic, Numero-Uno
O Oxford Street, Office Workers, Overpriced
P Politicians, Prostitutes, Power
Q Queues, Queens, Quintessential
R Rip-Off, Royal Family, Road Rage
S Sodomy, Self, Security Cordons
T Tate Modern, Terrorism, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson
U Underground, Umbrellas, Unsmiling
V Virgin Records, Variety, Venereal Disease
W Westminster, Wankers, Wimbledon
X X-Rated, XJ12, X-Ray Scanners
Y Yahoos, Yanks, Yawn
Z Zeitgeist, Zoanthropic, Zerothian