Everytime I witness the beauty of this man’s artwork my panties are ravaged by a massive woody! Oh my god! I just realized that this is MY OWN WORK! Does that mean I’m attracted to myself? Is a night of rugged self-gratification in the works?
Reading/viewing Brian’s stuff is therapuetic.
WEll, for those that like to dress up in grandma’s underpants and masturbate with peanut butter to pictures of Tom Wolfowitz.
Brian is one of my favorite artists. The only illustrators/comic artists I like anymore are Brian and Bill Griffith. And Pushead. And Luke Green. Brian’s a cool cat, too. Like the Pink Panther. Except Brian’s not all itchy from playing with fiberglass insulation. Well, maybe he is. But that’s HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW THAT I’M SHOUTING AT YOU! I’M TYPING LOUD WORDS! Give this man your eye-brain & he will make it squirt. And give him your nude photos of Mary Kay Place, so he can give them to me. Love Hurts, J. D. “Nazareth” Nelson
I would buy the guy a bottle of decent vodka to do a chapbook cover. However, I just noticed this is hosted at a UK site. I withdraw the offer…you lame ass brits took my underground classic “Use Once & Destroy” and changed my words (like color for colour)…I hate all brits now. There Brian, I bombarded this lamer site that is soooo undeserving of your comic art…you owe me something.
George Bush makes Oliver North look like Albert fuken Einstein, and Brian Fuggett makes Max Cannon look like Robert Crumb raping Robert Williams with a typewriter.
Like, “OH MY GOD”! All of your comments get me sooooo aroused!!! I’m so horny I think I’ll go to the mall, wink at a club-footed midget & wank-off into a kitchen appliance at SEARS!!!
Who the hell else wants to SUCK-UP to my almighty artwork & comic strips? I will award the first 3 ass-wipes with a Free TAINTED COFFEE PRESS publication!Your choice of: Zygote in my Coffee #3, A SToopid Pigeon Treasury, or DOPE! If you have no fuckin’ clue what these publications are, then click on our website.
poésie française crasseuse
les sons meilleurs dans le français..
par exemple..
langue mon con baisant
le whist j’avale un gras
coq noir
sons presque romantiques
damn it, Karen! I have no FRIGGIN clue what you just said! it looks pretty on the page, but you gotta speak ENGLISH if you wanna get into my pants. Don’t force me to replace my FRENCH FRIES with FREEDOM FRIES! M’kay?
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~ This piece was posted on Saturday, October 23rd, 2004 and was filed under Art, Gallery. You can make comments on it below. ~
July 26th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Everytime I witness the beauty of this man’s artwork my panties are ravaged by a massive woody! Oh my god! I just realized that this is MY OWN WORK! Does that mean I’m attracted to myself? Is a night of rugged self-gratification in the works?
January 19th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Mr. Fugett,
I’m interested in your services for my third chapbook, Ad Nauseam. Please reply promptly.
January 23rd, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Hey there Fantasia,
I’d definitely be interested in helping out with your chapbook. E-mail at brian@wentland.com & let me know what you have in mind.
January 25th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Dude, this stuff rocks. ^^ Sad that you’ve only got three comments.
January 26th, 2006 at 10:56 am
hey Babz,
what’s really sad is the fact you’re peeking in & counting the total number of crappy-ass comments I have accumulated!
that makes me wanna giggle like a girl! tee-hee!
love & lust,
~brian (the zygote) fugett
January 26th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
tee-hee te-hee :-)
February 6th, 2006 at 5:25 am
Cheetah like! Grrrrrr!
February 7th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Grrrr! me like Cheetah anus–it smell like feline copulation.
February 7th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Reading/viewing Brian’s stuff is therapuetic.
WEll, for those that like to dress up in grandma’s underpants and masturbate with peanut butter to pictures of Tom Wolfowitz.
February 7th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
when i grow up
i want to be just like brian
February 7th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Brian is one of my favorite artists. The only illustrators/comic artists I like anymore are Brian and Bill Griffith. And Pushead. And Luke Green. Brian’s a cool cat, too. Like the Pink Panther. Except Brian’s not all itchy from playing with fiberglass insulation. Well, maybe he is. But that’s HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW THAT I’M SHOUTING AT YOU! I’M TYPING LOUD WORDS! Give this man your eye-brain & he will make it squirt. And give him your nude photos of Mary Kay Place, so he can give them to me. Love Hurts, J. D. “Nazareth” Nelson
February 8th, 2006 at 2:22 am
Sounds good, dirty panties. Count me in.
I love that last one, Brian. This shit is the shit, and you is the dude.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:17 am
This boy…how you say? Very smart and nice. He take time to put out nice enjoyment for retards of the world.
February 8th, 2006 at 11:18 am
I would buy the guy a bottle of decent vodka to do a chapbook cover. However, I just noticed this is hosted at a UK site. I withdraw the offer…you lame ass brits took my underground classic “Use Once & Destroy” and changed my words (like color for colour)…I hate all brits now. There Brian, I bombarded this lamer site that is soooo undeserving of your comic art…you owe me something.
February 8th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
fugett, you mad-man, bumbling idiot! get the hell outta my basement!!!!!!! and take all your nerdy comic books with you.
February 13th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Good shit…now when are you going to pay me the ten bucks you owe.
Provost
February 14th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
George Bush makes Oliver North look like Albert fuken Einstein, and Brian Fuggett makes Max Cannon look like Robert Crumb raping Robert Williams with a typewriter.
May 15th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Like, “OH MY GOD”! All of your comments get me sooooo aroused!!! I’m so horny I think I’ll go to the mall, wink at a club-footed midget & wank-off into a kitchen appliance at SEARS!!!
Thanks everybody!
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm
The Cranial Flatulences are making me lol.
June 5th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
thanks Kaveh,
i’m glad to hear you liked the comics.
August 1st, 2007 at 8:54 am
Who the hell else wants to SUCK-UP to my almighty artwork & comic strips? I will award the first 3 ass-wipes with a Free TAINTED COFFEE PRESS publication!Your choice of: Zygote in my Coffee #3, A SToopid Pigeon Treasury, or DOPE! If you have no fuckin’ clue what these publications are, then click on our website.
Have at it bitches!
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:45 pm
poésie française crasseuse
les sons meilleurs dans le français..
par exemple..
langue mon con baisant
le whist j’avale un gras
coq noir
sons presque romantiques
August 25th, 2007 at 10:09 am
damn it, Karen! I have no FRIGGIN clue what you just said! it looks pretty on the page, but you gotta speak ENGLISH if you wanna get into my pants. Don’t force me to replace my FRENCH FRIES with FREEDOM FRIES! M’kay?
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