Jewish Conspiracy

by Joshua Seigal

Just after my bar-mitzvah my dad
took me aside and he said,
he said to me, “son,
you know all that stuff about the ‘Jewish conspiracy’,
how us Jews run all the banks and
govern foreign policy, and how there are
plans in place to propagate the Jewish race
and dominate the face of the Earth?
This conspiracy, well, it’s all true.
Now that you’ve had your bar-mitzvah, son,
I feel I can tell you.
And when your son has had his bar-mitzvah,
you can tell him too.”

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