Nice stuff, Joe… but TWO six-packs of Stella… TWO? Man, you’re selling you and the best beer in the world short… short… I think we both should approach Stella Artois brewery and get them to sponsor us… I’ll swap the cockatoo for a crow and the frisbee for a football… but, as I say, good stuff…
Now you’re talking Finbow. The amount I’ve drunk, I reckon I’ve almost single-handely ensured they meet all their UK sales targets. Although it sounds like you might have assisted me in that noble task.
Tom, I want two crates of Nelson Mandella, a raven, and a fifa world cup replica fussball!
July 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Really enjoyed that. In fact, I read a fair amount of your stories Joseph and am very impressed.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
There’s some really nice dialogue in here. My favorite is ‘You looked like you were about to drop off baby.’ Makes me feel like you probably were.
July 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Cheers Tom. If you are a major publisher, I’ll sell the rights for a cockatoo, two six-packs of Stella, and a frisbee…
Hey secretariat didn’t I once meet you, or did I imagine the whole episode?
Strange days, indeed……….
July 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Nice stuff, Joe… but TWO six-packs of Stella… TWO? Man, you’re selling you and the best beer in the world short… short… I think we both should approach Stella Artois brewery and get them to sponsor us… I’ll swap the cockatoo for a crow and the frisbee for a football… but, as I say, good stuff…
July 21st, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Now you’re talking Finbow. The amount I’ve drunk, I reckon I’ve almost single-handely ensured they meet all their UK sales targets. Although it sounds like you might have assisted me in that noble task.
Tom, I want two crates of Nelson Mandella, a raven, and a fifa world cup replica fussball!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
Cool spin… putting your name in the story!
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’ll raise you four crates of Uri, a phoenix, and the spit-shined plastic orange ball in the last real Subbuteo set… I hope Tom’s got deep ones….
July 29th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This is like the best story ever. I am just SO overwhelmed by emotion when reading this that it makes me want to cry. You are my hero Joseph, my hero!
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