The problem with pessimists

A collection of pessimistic quotes, feel free to add a few of your own!

The problem with pessimists is that they’re right too much
If you think you’re better than me, you probably are
Virtue is one thing that doesn’t seem to become worth more when less is in circulation
If you don’t use your mind, someone else will
Today is the last day of some of your life
Always look down because mother earth is the only one who thinks you’re attractive
Every time you say the word happiness, you say the word penis
Money can turn woe into whoa
People call pain a gift because it’s so much fun to give
Life is like a package from the Unabomber - ya never know what your gonna get
Don’t let anyone tell you you’re pretty on the inside until after they’ve cut you open
The deep things in life suck